Of Montreal - Lethecin's Tale Of A DNA Experiment That Went Horribly Awry Lyrics

Lethecin's Tale Of A DNA Experiment That Went Horribly Awry Lyrics - Of Montreal

Here I sit planted in the mud. A mushroom of melted molecules. Where language
has been reduced we can only use abbreviations. skjlb hjkgdfn uji AhFGsd uWiaAn.
Here comes the pony that one the Tony. There were flaws in the experiment I'll
tell you bout it if you're interested to know It was creepy the way they hovered
above end swooped down on the children. Their mouths agape exposing fangs of
fire. run children run
The three legged hyena cicadas migrated to the small northern sea port village
called Durschfuch. The horrible insects congregated above the Durschfuch
elementary school and would spend an indecent amount of time circling the
playground. The citizens of the village were very alarmed by these new visitors,
but since they were a God fearing community and were not allowed to bring any
harm to any of God's creations, they had to pretend to ignore the large
grotesque arthropods and continue on with their lives as if there weren't any
menacing predators swooping over their offspring. In time the hyena cicadas
became hungry and this in when the real terror ensued. As I stated earlier, the
adults of the village, thought the best course of action was to pretend the
insects didn't exist and continued to send the children out to the playground
for recess. Every day the same thing occurred; the children would stand
apprehensively at the threshold of the front gate until the teachers ordered
them outside to "play", then the children would run terrified towards the
shelter of the banyan trees that formed an oval around the perimeter of the
school yard. There they would spend the duration of recess huddling together
under the trees, shaking with fear. For the first few weeks the children managed
each day to narrowly cheat death by hiding below the trees. Eventually the hyena
cicadas became mad with hunger and resolved to become more aggressive in their
attempt to eat the children. One of the more intelligent cicadas, who happened
to be the most famished of all of them, had the idea that some of the flock
should hide among the foliage of the banyan trees while the others swooped over
the children as usual. Then when all of the children were in their normal
positions under the trees, the hyena cicadas hiding in the branches would
descend upon them and kill them. After that all of the flonk could gather under
the trees for a delicious feast. His plan worked perfectly and the adults of the
village watched helplessly as the hyena cicadas ravenously devoured their
beloved young ones